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How Can A Student Pass ???
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It's not the fault of the school students if they fail, because the year has
only 365 days. Typical academic year for a dull student.

1. Sundays- 52 Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days.

2. Summer holidays- 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Balance
263 days.

3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 122 days. Balance 141 days.

4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means >15 days. Balance 126
days.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies(chew properly & eat) means
30 days. Balance 96 days.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)means 15 days.
Balance 81 days.

7. Exam days per year atleast 35 days. Balance 46 days.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)40 days.
Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness atleast 3 days. Balance 3 days.

10. Movies and functions atleast 2 days. (Entertainment is a must)
Balance 1 day.

11. That 1 day is birthday of the student.

"HOW CAN A STUDENT PASS...?"

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